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Let’s face it… I’m over this city.

Obviously, as a New York City native, the city will always have a special place in my heart.  I will always appreciate everything this city has made me – how it has shaped my personality, and accent, since I was a little Deva.

I’ve been borderline obsessed with leaving NYC since… well… January.  Maybe.  I think about moving all the time, but I’m not sure how much of that is due to my innate mobility/non-settling nature and how much of it comes from the fact that NYC is one big city of mayhem and foolishness.

About 15 minutes ago, I took the “Do you belong in New York” quiz from Time Out New York.

My results:

DO YOU BELONG IN NYC?
No. No. No!
What are you still doing here? You don’t take advantage of what New York has to offer, and you’re clearly irked by all the sacrifices you make to live in the city. Go on-the open skies and low rents of Montana await. But there’s hope for you yet! Click here for suggestions about how to really enjoy NYC. Who knows-maybe you’ll change your mind.

Do you belong in New York City?

Clearly, I should book the first flight out of here – and never return.